Hum Hallelujah

Good late afternoon, almost evening!

This past week was entertaining enough considering 80% was spent at work. This is okay because I have a job that I actually like going to everyday. The bad part is that my stomach doesn't like me sitting there all day. I think that I'm going to have to speak to my doctor about this. Hopefully he might have a better solution for me.

I did some babysitting last night. I was so sure that I would be ready to pull my hair out but actually it was fun! They (a 2 year old girl and 1 year old boy) were so behaved and I loved watching them dance and play! Putting aside my irritation for watching SpongeBob Squarepants for 2 hours straight, I actually think I could be ready for Mommy Hood. I bit my tongue and lip while they got graham crackers on my carpet and closed my nose to their unbelievably horrid gas. I told myself to lighten up. "Life is too short to be worrying over the mess they made. You can clean it up when they go to bed!"

I'm proud of my husband for being so determined and strong. He works so hard and still has time to be goofy around me. I wish that he wouldn't push himself to the brink of exaustion, but at least he's not on an episode of Cops. One could only wish for their 5 minutes of fame, huh?


I'm done with randomly typing words to fill the space. I need a new CD to listen to...Hmm...

~Kris

Arr! Ye Scalliwag! Hands off me booty!

My friend and I are stuck on a pirate kick lately at work. For all of you that don't know, I schedule appointments for service repair on luxury car lines. It started with me telling her a joke on Wednesday. Here's the joke:
A pirate walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, a peg leg, and a steering wheel on the front of his pants. The bartender asked, "Do you realize you have a steering wheel on the front of your pants?" Replied the pirate, "Arr, yes! It's driving me nuts!"

The funny thing was that I had no idea that the next day was National Talk Like a Pirate day. With this in mind, our emails turned into a laugh fest and a great inside joke!

Enjoy!:

My Friend~ oh! how funny would it have been (shoulda thought of this yesterday) if you'd answered all your calls in a pirate voice? or made all your calls in a pirate voice? that would have been funny. DANGIT!
Me~ "Arr, matey! Let me see what I can do for ye! There be an opening tomorrow! ARR! Me compooter frozen again!" *parrot squawks*
Friend~ "Arr, I not be having any loan cars fer another week, dontcha know? Arr, matey, stop bein' so pushy - my one eye is waterin' from looking at the screen so long! Arrr!"
(We then used a website for finding pirate names)
Me~ Cap'n Abigail Greasepalms at ye service, ma`am!
Friend~ Right back at ya, Pirate Bella the Bitter


Now all we need a couple of eye patches and missing teeth. Next week's to do list...

I heart Scrubs

Call me crazy but my day is complete when I get to watch J.D. and the gang re-run it up on Comedy Central every evening. Ha to the ha ha.

Music on Cell Phones

If you are going to have me listen to music while I call back your cell phone for a service appointment for your BMW, I would rather not listen to "fuck you up nigga!". Also since I had to sit through that crap, why not sit through another minute or so of ANOTHER offensive rap song until I hear the "BEEP" to leave a message. It was everything in me to be polite on the voicemail. *le sigh*

Smelly-living-with-Momma-pediphile-fuckers

Okay I had someone phish my MySpace account. Sending porn to my bulletins and comments is just not (how do I put this?) cool? What do you really get out of it? REALLY? Tell me! What good does it do for YOU???!!!??? Leave me alone. Porn sells well enough on it's own without you invading my privacy to spread it around. If I want to have a dick in my face, I'll just ask my husband. Fuck you and have a nice day.

For It Is Sunday and I Must Clean

My second blog spot: Read My Thoughts

If you read my other blog "DoubtOn's Domain" then you will know that this blog is for the ten million things running through my brain everyday. I'm always trying to keep myself busy to keep up with my mind. It's like a race car event. Just going fast speed around a track with no stopping anytime soon.

First off, I'm reading "Nineteen Minutes" by Jodi Picoult. I just started this book two days ago and I can tell that I am going to enjoy it. It's about families enduring the heartbreak after a school shooting. I like that this book brings back some familiar characters from past novels. Can't wait to get the good stuff!! I will be joining a book club soon with some co-workers and hopefully will have great time!

Music: I am always willing to try new listenings. I bought Placebo's "Meds" and M.I.A.'s "Kala" recently and very pleased with both. Two different styles of music but fulfilling to me! :) For if you haven't heard of these two artists, you might check out "Running Up That Hill" by Placebo and "Boyz" by M.I.A. Thank goodness for IMF music t.v. channel and MySpace. Otherwise, I would have never heard of this music.

I am super stoked about Coheed and Cambria's "No World for Tomorrow" coming out in October. For all of you that don't know, I'm a huge fan and it's time for some new music and new lyrics to figure out. I also found a belt at Hastings to add to my collection. Don't know if I'll ever wear it but eh, for $2.50, how could I pass this up?

My husband and I are about to start pulling up the carpet in the hall and living room so we can put down tile flooring. I can't wait for the finished project. It always feels good to look back at something completed and say, "I did that."

I need to get off of here and get to work For It Is Sunday and I Must Clean.

Toodles,
Krista